Generous Squizzle?

“What kind of meat would you like to eat?”

“It's no trouble pickin, I know I want chicken”

“What kind of bread?” the woman then said.

“I can't wait to eat so I'll just choose wheat”

“Would you like veggie-tuh-bulls or just things with a pulse?”

“I'll take the whole spread!” I said, turning red.

“Do you want your mayo a drizzle or a generous squizzle?”

“What is a squizzle” I asked with a fizzle.

“A bundle, a spundle, a fundle, a quondle,

a blob, or a mob, or maybe a glob”

“Do I look like a slob?” I said with a sob.

“A drizzle it is then, and how will you pay?”

“It seems” said I “I forgot my wallet to-day”